50/50 odds - just pick one already!

I picked this up from MegFowler.com, a new discovery that I can't quite recall how I discovered. She calls this little exercise "Choose Ye," and you have to pick one of the two alternatives given for each question. No ifs, ands, buts, or maybes. It seemed like fun, so I thought I'd give it a whirl..My selection is the option in bold type. I do have to say that most of the forced alternatives here aren't of the "death is not an option" variety that Patois proposed last year in some of her "Jump One, Jump Twosday" match-ups, though, so the decisions are a bit easier to reach.

Resolutions or keep on keepin’ on?

Ketchup or mustard?

Firm mattress or soft?

Tan or pale (however one gets tan)?

Oreo or chocolate chip?

Goldfish or tiny turtle?

Road rage or easy rider?

East coast or west?

Romantic comedy or action flick?

Windy or rainy?

Gossip or sealed lips?

Sing or dance?

“Nest” or go out at any opportunity?

Shatner or Norris? (shudder)

Gold or silver?

Swing or push (on a swing, people… on a swing)?

Breath mints or gum?

Pine tree or palm tree?

Self-deprecation or quiet confidence?

- Let me know if you decide to play!