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Friday, September 21, 2007

Bass-ackwards

It's Friday! And I have lots to do, so this is a fairly lazy post - another one that arrived via e-mail, but it made me laugh. Thanks to my aunt C., who is still one of the people I want to be when I grow up.
MY NEXT LIFE

I want to live my next life backwards:
You start out dead and get that out of the way.
Then you wake up in a nursing home feeling better every day.
Then you get kicked out for being too healthy. Enjoy your retirement and collect your pension.
Then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
You work 40 years until you're too young to work.
You get ready for College: drink alcohol, party, and you're generally promiscuous.
Then you go to school, you become a kid, you play, and you have no responsibilities.
Then you become a baby, and then..........
You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions - central heating, room service on tap, and then.............
You finish off as an orgasm.

I rest my case.

2 comments:

  1. Has this been going around? First time I've seen it! It's fab.

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  2. WG - I hadn't seen it before either, but I thought it was great. My aunt will be the world's coolest 60-year-old in a few months, and she sends me some funny stuff sometimes. I passed it on via e-mail too, but thought it would be fun to put up here.

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